A Story

It was a dark and stormy night, during which nothing really happened. But it got your attention, didn’t it? The following morning was a beautiful sunny morning, with birds singing in the trees and not a cloud in the sky.

From a quaint little gingerbread house in the woods, a girl emerged. She was dressed in a red cape, with a lovely red hood. Can you guess what her name was? That’s right, her name was Lisa. She was on her way to her grandma who had fallen and hit her head when she was about to hang a clock on the wall. Since then she had constantly been muttering things like “flux capacitor” and “jigowatts”.

Lisa’s mother had packed a basket full of treats for Grandma, such as a big jar of honey (which owing to her mother’s dyslexia was labelled ‘hunny’), some bread wrapped in leaves her mother had bought from a weird pointy-eared fellow, some mushrooms with green hats with white spots on and other assorted goodies.

“Oh, do be careful in the woods, dear!” Lisa’s mother said before she left. “You never know what’s out there!”

“I’ll be back.” Lisa replied, in a strange robotic Austrian accent. She then cleared her throat and said: “Hmm, sorry, don’t know what happened there.”

She left the house and started walking through the woods, all the while singing: “Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to Grams I go!” Suddenly she freezes. She hears something coming through the bushes on the side of the path. It was a man dressed in green clothes.

“Hello” he said “I’m Bill O’Malley, the hunter. What are you doing here in the woods all by yourself?”

“I’m going to my grandma with this basket.” Lisa answered. “But I must hurry now, or my mother will worry!”

“Aaaall righty, then!” Bill said, and left the path again. What Lisa didn’t know was that Bill took a quicker way to Grandma’s house, entered it, tied Grandma up and shoved her into a closet. When he saw Lisa coming up to the house he hid behind the door and waited for Lisa to enter. When she did, he jumped out and shouted: “Haha! Now you’re mi-”. He was cut short by a wolf that flew in through the window and landed on Bill.

“We finally caught you Bill O’Malley! No more kidnapping little girls and tying up little grandmas for you!” the wolf said, who was a detective in the Forest PD. As the police escorted their prisoner away, Lisa freed her grandma and made sure she was okay.

A few years later Lisa met the wolf again, and soon they married and had a couple of werewolf children, who had nothing to do with sparkly vampires at all!
The End.